nurse:sardar ji mubarak ho aap ko baita hoa hai 

sardar: acha meri biwi ko mat batana main usay surprise doon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1237 views

Pakistan ke Sobon k name

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?

Pathan : (4)

Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?

Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha

Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha

Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tujhe swimming aati hai

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.

Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan

Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

While creating wives

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)